Hula Hoop

(V)To break a tackle in american football, in which the ballcarrier puts his shoulder into the tackling defender, causing the defender to roll around the ballcarrier's back, much like the motion of a hula hoop.

Did you see that running back Hula Hoop that dude!

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hula hoop

Another word to describe a homosexual.

"look at the way he walks, you could tell he's a hula hoop."

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Hula hoop

Performing doggy style on a girl while hula hooping at the same time.

Hey, wanna hula hoop tonight? ;)
Yo dude, I hit a mad hula hoop with my girl!

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Hawaiian Hula Hoop

When you put four strap-ons on, two on your sides, one on the front, and one on the back. Then, move your hips in a circular motion, fucking four other people while doing so.

Did you hear Peter finally pulled off a successful Hawaiian Hula Hoop?

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beef hula hoop

bum hole

you can stick that up your beef hula hoop chocolate starfish

Jewish Hula Hoop

When an erect penis is placed inside the hole of a bagel and the bagel is then spun around in a fashion resembling that of a hula hoop.

Peter was disqualified from the Jewish Hula Hoop World Series (JHHWS) after testing positive for Viagra.

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hand hula hoop

A hand-hula-hoop is a one handed gesture, in which you join the tip of your index finger to the tip of your thumb, thus creating a circle. (hoop)

Also used as an 'OK' signal for divers and swimmers alike, and considered an offensive hand gesture in certain areas, the hand hula hoop is a game to play with friends/idiots.

The Game:

If you are able to coax a player - without moving you hand directly into their line of sight - to look directly at you 'hoop', they are a 'dick'. (See penis)

If they mange to place their index finger inside your hoop without looking at it, they indeed are the victor, and the 'hooper' is a sad and lonley man who should reach for his coat ASAP. (See loser)

Victors of this game are often called Weidner , which is confusing as this is also a term for a cumbersome pilot. see pilot paddy)

Hooper - 'Dude, seen that?'

<player directs friend visions to his hip, next to which he is holding a fine and dandy hand hula hoop>

Victim - 'You dirtbox, your such a chimp i looked right at it.'

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