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A person who is a feminist nymphomaniac. She usually is in some sort of teaching position, and enjoys screwing students over if they complain about her to her boss.
Although Hummel is her formal name or "nickname", many know her simply by "that nympho beyotch"
Dude1: "WTF! That b*tch totally screwed us over, just because we told on her for treating us unfairly!"
Dude2: "What a Hummel!"
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A general term used to express the fact that someone or something is God's Gift To Women.
Damn i wish i could Hummel that chick!
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Someone who is rejected by frats in college so they go to the worst frat party to try to fit in and drink while getting high all the time. Rejected by girls and hangs out with people who look like pinocchio
Your going to that party tonight your such a Hummel
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A character on Glee. He is adorable and super cute. He is played by Chris Colfer. Kurt came out to Mercedes first, after she thought they were dating, even though Kurt was just spending time with her. In Preggers, Kurt is caught dancing to Single Ladies by his Dad, who is played Mike O' Malley. Brittany covers for him, saying that he is in football. He becomes the kicker for the McKinely High football team, helping them win their first game in FOREVER. The night, Kurt comes out to his dad, his dad acepting him. Kurt has a huge crush on Finn, the lead football player, and the boyfriend of Quinn.
In Ballads, Kurt is paired up with Finn to sing a duet. Kurt helps Finn get though the whole baby business, and near the end of the episode, Finn asks, "So, what's your ballad for us?" And Kurt says, "*I honestly love you. . .*" And Finn doesn't get it, heartbreak in Kurt's eyes.
In Hairography, Kurt gives Rachel a makeover, trying to help her impress Finn, making her dress like a slut. Finn tells her that he likes the old Rachel. Rachel storms to Kurt, yelling at him. She tells him, "It doesn't matter what number I am, I will always be infront of you, because I'm a girl!"
People often find Kurt paired with Puck, Finn, and Mike. People find Puck and Kurt together would happen Puck is a stud, and he'll do whatever the hell he wants.
Me: HEY! Didn't you just love Glee last night?
Jill: Yes! Kurt Hummel is so cute!
Me: I feel so bad for him. Bless his little, stylish heart.
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Park located in the deep, north, ghetto part of Omaha. It is known for the "devil steps" that have a different number when going up then going down. It is said to be one of the most haunted places in Omaha, NE. It is home to several linching and murders. There are also albinos haunting the park, hiding in the trees. It is also where Justin Bieber was conceived.
Her body was found at Hummel park, the albinos probably killed her.
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1. To put your own fecies and a sock and strike another person/people in the face.
2. slang
shit in a sock and hit someone in the face.
Oh last night when john wasn't looking i did a hummel hammer to the back of his head.
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A character on the FOX TV show "Glee". He is life. He is Love. He is VERY GAY. He carried to show
My favorite quote:
"bitch took my pillow" - Kurt Hummel season 4
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