chump-humpin'

When an unfamiliar guy (a.k.a. "chump") comes up behind a woman on the dance floor and starts grinding away on her behind, waving to his buddies, getting off on the fact that he'd never be able to get this close otherwise...

"Lisa, I gotta get off this dance floor - there's this guy that's been chump-humpin' on me all night and he's creepin' me out!!"

dry humpin

the practice of pretending to 'shag' by humping while keeping the clothes on, by grinding the pelvic areas.
usually attempted by horny women or horny drunk men, not realising the clothes are still on

basicly.

'girl was dry humpin me before i could get em off!'

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humpin and bumpin

When a girl or guy that has a boyfriend/girlfriend and has sexual intercourse with another girl/guy, or when they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend and they just have sexual intercourse with a person without a label.

"he's humpin and bumpin with someone else!"
":o"

"those people are humpin and bumpin"
"they're not even dating, though?

humpin like madcow

To engage in sexual intercourse frequently. Usualy in an attemy to impregnate. Refers to the motions made by infected cattle

I havent left the house for 2 days, we've been humpin like madcow

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humpin sumpin new

Bitched version of "humping something new", meaning to engage in kinky sex or practice adultery.

Little Princess Sophia, come on, lick me like a lollipop should be licked. I'm glad to be humpin sumpin new.

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hobo humpin slobo babe

The female equivalent of a sugar daddy. Orgin: band called Whale

I wanna be rich, but I dont want to work hard, I think I will have to find myself a Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe.

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donkey humpin lama loose

or(dhll) a name from some one that was named on a mmorpg, so i came up with this name "donkey humping lama loose" most of my buddies use it for a insult, which infact its a great insult because most have have no fucking clue to what your talking about here are a few examples that ive run into myself.

driving situation: btw i do not hate black ppl this is just an example
<me> HeY! get off your CELL PHONE you donkey humpin lama loose!
<black woman> !@#$%^&*^%$#@ < i can never understand what they are saying to me
<me> its a green light bitch MOVE!
heres another situation:
<robber/gangsta> gimme yo moThA fuckin money BitCh fo i poP you witH my 9
<me> hey you fucking donkey humpin lama loose, back the fuck off bitch!
<robber/gangsta> ?
<robber/gangsta> (takes off running)

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