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A country filled with chicks who have amazing bodies, round features, and are probably smarter than you, but dont worry, their head is filled with sexual knowledge. Amazing palce to party or go shopping, go chill in the malls you find in any district and end up spendign less money than you would in most western countrys's mcdonald'. Unfortunately lots of gypsies immigrate from romania...these people are uneducated and probably couldnt find good internet cuz they were lookign for it in the bakery like the example above. So...alcohol, girls, and chilling. If you are not romanian you are wellcome to enjoy the cheap luxury which is hungary.
people chilling in hungary - hey, this is awesome, my dick's been up eversince we got to this place, I cant decide which girl to go with, wanna get drunk? - sure man, its so cheap, we could also do whatever the fuck we wanted, this place rules
meanwhile in romania:
romanian #1 - hey lets go to hungary and fuck it up
romanian #2 - no, plese pick my ass instead
romanian #1 - ok
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The country with the hottest women in Central Europe (only Italy and Spain have better looking women). Also, some fantastic architecture and a long history.
The capital of Hungary, Budapest, has some of the most amazing buildings one will ever see
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An infinitesimal and irrelevant country in Central Europe cursed by both an exaggerated sense of self-importance and a national inferiority complex that can be traced back to the fact that anything that it has ever achieved is due to either German immigrants or Jewish emigrants- most often based at top U.S. universities.
Boasting the one of the highest rates of heart disease, depression, cancer and suicide in the world, Hungarians are known for their uncanny ability to sabotage anything and alienate anyone they come into contact with. For Hungarians to do anything but lie, cheat and steal at every available opportunity is a badge of sophistication.
Nicknamed as the "country of no consequences" (to foreigners: "a country of no consequence"), Hungary's most outstanding achievement in the 20th century has been its remarkable ability to completely squander the economic and political lead it once had compared with other Central European countries after the fall of Communism. Slovakia now has higher per capita GDP and Romania will join the Eurozone before Hungary. Both of these would have been unthinkable ten years ago. Good thing the country is too insignificant for anyone else on Planet Earth to notice. Hungary's greatest impact on contemporary global culture has been its production of a disproportionately large number of porn stars- and the success of the Jews it ejected from the country. The contrast between the pulchritude of the women and the shabby and the sock and sandal wearing know-it-all men accounts for Hungarian womens' predilection to spawn with foreigners. Good thing the men are usually dead by 55...
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1. Noun; A country in eastern Europe - geographically located on a map in central Europe, but when one resides in the country, one is well aware of the fact that it is actually eastern Europe.
2. Noun; A country which would be nice to live in, if it weren't for the people.
3. Noun; A country famous for paprika, goulash, unfairly well figured women, ugly men, mafia, being atheist, turo rudi, fornetti, Tokaj & Eger wines, rude behavior, sluts, porn, tattooed eyebrows, cheap services, dumpster divers, the worst drivers in the world (yes, worse than Italians - by FAR!), sausages that look like grey snakes, and chauvinistic men
A: Woman! I'm an unemployed, fat, bowling ball headed mafioso...you're supposed to be cooking, cleaning, working to support us both and birthing children at the same time!
B: Yes, my lord. I know we are in Hungary, and this is the way women are supposed to be treated.
A: This paprika really brings out the flavor in this Goulash!
B: Yes, Goulash and paprika are both from Hungary. It's a law in Hungary to put paprika in every meal.
A: Why are you going to Hungary...are you hungry? Bahahhahah
B: You're a douche. Like I've never heard that one before...
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Hungary is a poor country in Eastern Europe where everybody expects that a foreigner speaks Hungarian. If you do not speak it you might have a hard time getting arround. Hopefully youngsters have some English knowledge but do not expect all of them speak it. Hungarian is related only to Finnish and gives you a wide range of swearing possibilities. One of their traditional dishes is "gulas" a beef vegetable stew with tomato sauce.
You can meet really nice people (open minded) but also chauvinistic people who still live in the past dreaming about the lost Empire (the "we are the best, f..k the rest" kind of people). Budapest which is Hungary's capital is full of historical sites.
We're in dire straits cause in Hungary they don't speak much English.
Swear like a Hungarian.
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A country full of racist assholes who think that they're the Aryan race, although the Aryans are a people who became today's Iranians and Indians. Well known for collaborating with the Nazis in World War II and exterminating thousands of innocent Jews, Romanians, Serbs, and Roma.
They also think that any non-Hungarian is a "gypsy".
Stupid American: I'm going to Hungary for vacation.
Serb: Why? Those assholes attempted to exterminate my people!
Romanian: They occupied Transylvania!
Romany: They hate us for no reason!
Jew: Those fucking Nazis...
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Hungary is the best place in Europe! It's the only country that is neighboors with itself. (Theres no such countries as Slovakia or Romania) The "countries" surrounding Hungary are jealous of its history. (It actually has one!) Budapest is the best city and in Hungary you can find the most beautiful women in earth!
Lad1: Dude i'm going to Hungary!
Lad2: Good for you! It's the dopest country ever!
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