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When you accidentally leave your drugs in a government building.
Yeah, Tyrone accidentally left his bag of coke at the DMV. He really Hunter Biden’d that shit.
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A Jack & Coke that you charge to someone else. Pairs nicely with water buffalo and lobster thermadore.
John Coctostan ordered a Hunter Biden and put it on the Underhill tab.
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The wingnut response to any attempt to bring up Trump's four-year war on the American people. Basically "but her emails" except dumber.
"Donald Trump, the failson of a millionaire, has been doing everything he can to actively sabotage and steal the election for himself and the many members of his family who serve in his administration"
"but Hunter Biden's emails"
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When a man paints on the back of... a canvas. A canvas he paid, sometimes, $2,000 an hour after getting access to his dad's account. A canvas that, if anyone finds out about her, the man will have to call his secret Secret Service agent to fix. He's not supposed to have access to Secret Service, but his dad makes things happen (and I'm not talking about inappropriate showers with his daughter!) and the secret Secret Service agent fixed it. Also, the canvas is a prostitute and the man says, "Now that's what I call an original Hunter Biden".
And the AVN for gangbang of the year is, "An Original Hunter Biden"!!!!
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The most charming cutest boy in America. The only boy I would simp for
Damm their is Robert hunter biden sheshh ❤️🥺
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When a guy finishes in their partner, sticks their finger inside then sticks it in their nose.
Sally's boyfriend gave her the Hunter Biden when he finished.