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Exclamation. "DURRRR YOU'RE AN IDIOT."
Origin: Metafilter, 2005. "Hurf Durf Butter Eater" was the self description of the notorious Metafilter user U.N. Owen when she was complaining about how people called her fat when it wasn't her fault she was allergic to exercise. Used as an noun earlier (see other entries).
Arnold: I'm not leaving this place until I get my refund!
Betty: HURF-DURF.
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Stalling or delaying something for an unreasonable amount of time due to stupidity, lack of respect, inconsideration or some mash of other ridiculous reasons.
Used mostly to refer to large bureaucracies or corporations who don't care about the average citizen and delay endlessly in administrating or serving their basic needs.
I wish I could login right now, but stupid Comcast has been hurfing and durfing for days on end instead of fixing !@$# while my internet's been down. Bastards better give me a refund!
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Hurf and durf are words that are used on the internet to replace just about any other word, though most commonly nouns. Can be used as "hurf," "durf," or "hurfdurf," though the latter is most common in key or multi-syllabic words.
They see me hurfin', they durfin', hurf durfin' and trying to catch me hurfin' durfin'.
Tom: What's up hurf? How did your hurf durf turn out?
Jim: Not very hurf, durf. It hurfed and they had to cancel the hurf durf.
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Hurf (v) From Old English: To quietly expectorate
Durf (n) From Old Norse: The mixture of alcoholic beverages in the stomach after a night in a lowly tavern
Hurf durf: a sound often heard eminating from public toilet cubicles at 3:30am on a Saturday morning
(Dad) How was your evening, son?
(Son) Well I hurf-durfed at the Slug'n'Lettuce, and after that Marie wouldn't shag me.
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Adjective used to describe a (usually unwarranted) fit, rant, or temper tantrum.
Things were going great at the funeral, until Kelly went all "hurf de durf" over the choice of hymns.
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Noun;
A person that is not to be taken seriously.
Jerkden: Play my card game!
Kiko: Well, I don't know how...it's complicated, and I don't feel like learning that shite.
Jerkden: It's okay, be like Dackson. He's no good at the game, but he plays anyway and has fun.
Kiko: Well, Dackson will be the lone hurf-durf; I'm not playing!
Jerkden: Suit yourself.
*Kiko punches Jerkden*
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when you barf, it sounds like your saying hurfadurf, therefore you are hurfing your durf.
Mikey: Oh I don't feel so good, I think I am going to barf.
Danny: Don't go hurfing your durf in my car man.
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