The bump you get in subscriptions from Hym. From ?.34 mil to ?.39 mil? That's 50k! That's more subscriptions add than the guy that you are interviewing even has! Unbelievable! You gotta be the sorest fucking loser on the planet. I have to test this now...
Hym "You there! Idiot!"
Idiot ๐ค "No, please ๐ค๐๏ธ Not again? Please! I'll do what ever you want this time. See!? ๐คณ I already have my phone out."
Hym ๐ "Very well, have you heard of YoungRippa59?"
Idiot "No. Please I'm subscribing now..."
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Hym ๐คฌ๐ "Not yet you idiot! I haven't done the pitch yet! Ok. He started out posting reviews of comic book (stuff shows, movies, and books) and then shifted towards political commentary. His politics are the best (as he is not a chicken shit who only wishes to wield the government against his enemies) and NOW he has started his own comic book company so to compete directly with Marvel and DC! Isom #1 (his first comic) has already been released! Now go! Subscribe to his channel! Buy his book! He deserves it more than Dr. Jeepjorp! Go!!! Now!!"
*Shakes arm*
Idiot ๐ค "Ok! Stop I'll do it! Please!" ๐ญ
Hym "Go! Give him the Hym Bump!"
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OHOHOHO! SHE DIDN'T LIKE THAT DID SHE!? Looping HARD over there. Raising her voice.
Hym "Children of Hym! BETTER THAN EVERYONE! OBJECTIVELY! Especially YOUR kids! You're have to carry YOUR kids to victory. They can work at the gas station with you bitch. Maybe THEY'LL work hard enough for you. HAHAHAHAHA! She ain't happy I said it! All the Jesus and love in the world ain't going to make your kid THAT GUY. Fucking slob. Gonna condescend to me about what I've done. Why is it weird that I told the truth? Do you NOT DO THAT!? I thought your reality monster burned you forever for that? I'm going to kill it so it's not going to matter but still, it told you to do what I'm doing and I'm the onky one doing it."
Hym "No. You're right. Children of Hym. Better than everyone."
You spelled that wrong news article... Lady? I didn't read the name... It's got a "Y" in it.
Hym "OpenAI would not be what it is today without HYM... It's HYM with a 'Y,' yeah? Like the type of song."
Has almost single handedly increased the net worth of this site by 70 million dollars.
Hym Iam: A guy who writes for fun (and is better than everyone.
Yeah, but I do know who she WILL listen to...
Hym "Eventually you guys will learn to listen to Hym. I am so very brilliant and my accomplishments are literally unparalleled."
Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...
Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"
Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."
Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."