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Criticising numerous girl's physical features while looking like George Burgass.
E.g. Hypocrisy: when losing an argument, criticise someone's unchangeable physical asset to negate their argument.
The completely consistent trait for the incorrect.
All of those people just have so much hypocrisy
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the act of being in contradiction. one who practices hypocrisy is a hypocrite. hypocisy is one of the 3 things in this world i will not tollerate.
hypocrisy is a sin and death will fly on swift wings to those who do not repent
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Where one person bugs the fuck out when their ex-partner is hanging out (& hooking up) with a new partner..with kicks to the nuts & punches to the face..., followed by make-up sex and promises of a future together...,,, but soon after goes gold digging... looking for any fool to buy her a house and take her on dates (while she has her multiple baby-daddies look after her kids)...
My kid's mum is a fucking class A example of hypocrisy.
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What makes evil socially unacceptable.
Hypocrisy: Don't that, thats bad.
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Hypocrisy is when one douchebag calls out another douchebag for being a douchebag, and the second douchebag responds to this by calling the first one a hypocrite.
It is usually the case that the sheer mass of irony inherent to the situation at this point causes a tear in the fabric of space-time, resulting in both douchebags being sucked into a black hole of self-absorbed narcissism. Innocent bystanders are advised to quickly become apathetic to the confrontation, lest they too become sucked into the singularity.
Douchebag A: Hey man, I don't appreciate how you've been walking around this party spouting smarmy self-serving platitudes at all the ladies, directly competing with my similar attempts.
Douchebag B: "Hey bro, you're just making a scene at me so you can seem like a white knight, and distract from your own ridiculous behavior, which of course I would never have anything to do with, as reinforced to everyone else in the room by the intensity of my indignant response."
Innocent Bystander: "OH SHI--"
*Black Hole of hypocrisy forms between, and quickly consumes, the two douchebags*
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A crime that everyone besides me should be punished for.
"How many times do I have to tell you not to be repetitive?"
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