Early Onset Hypothermia

AKA EOH. When you are so damn cold it hurts.

Sweet Mother of God I wish I would have used a jacket. I think I have Early Onset Hypothermia.

douche hypothermia

A condition brought on by overexposure to one or a series of douche chills.

"I watched an all day marathon of the Facts of Life and got so many douche chills, I think I now have douche hypothermia!"