Random
Source Code
Random
A condition where one starts laughing uncontrollably, usually without a good reason.
Me: *starts laughing really hard, falls on floor and stops breathing, still laughing though.*
Stephanie or other friend nearby: "Oh God, she's going into hysteria again! Get the medication!"
67👍 39👎
Any talking head that makes a living spreading hysteria. CNN, Fox News, and the like harbor them.
Sean Hannity, Don Lemon, Bill O'Riley, Wolf Blitzer, Bret Baier, Rachel Maddow, Van Jones, and so on.
The asshole hysteria merchants on Fox and CNN want to keep everybody in a state of fear with the relentless bullshit
they sell to the mindless idiots who worship them.
When the populace's fear of a snowstorm creates traffic jams and general panic way before any flakes even fall. Usually turns out to be a totally disproportionate response to a minor snowstorm.
Everyone is fleeing the office thanks to snow hysteria...but it isn't supposed to start snowing until 9 PM.
4616👍 1235👎
The result of Social Justice Warriors defining everything sexual men do as rape. It devalues the term, and can cause those who have actually suffered to be lumped in with the attention seeking ideologues. That and when a man is accused of rape, he is guilty be default with no chance to explain himself of prove innocence.
This rape hysteria is getting out of hand, I was called a rapist just for saying that girl looked hot
19👍 2👎
A condition that affects Zune users when their devices won't work properly or they cannot use the Zune service to download songs. Diagnosed by a whiny message or hollow threat on the Zune message board.
Zune hysteria mostly appears on the Zune Boards :
"Dudes, I can't download any music right now from the Zune website! I want a refund of points or I'm going to go buy an Ipod!!"
16👍 2👎
the hysteria that occurs after a long crew practice usually early in the morning when the rowing is done on an empty stomach
signs of crew hysteria are babbling about strange things and not being able to walk right or think correctly
this is responsible for all strange actions after crew
Rower one: look at the front and the back... its a parade!!!
rower two:oh god.... she has a case of crew hysteria
15👍 2👎
Something that will happen when any or all of the following occur:
- Human sacrifice
- Dogs and cats living together
Peter Venkman: "Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"
17👍 3👎