i'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit

I'll be right back; to be back momentarily

Don't go anywhere - I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit!

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I'll be right back

The complete opposite of coming RIGHT back.

Sister: "Hey, will you watch child's name while I go to place? I'll be right back.

Me: *waiting for three or more hours*

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I'll call you back

1.Usually meaning "why the hell are we still on the phone?" and no I'm really not calling you back you just think I am.

2.You've been on the phone too long talking about nothing.

1."Man, I got to go do the dishes. I'll call you back."

2. "My moms calling me (not really I just want to get off the phone) I got to go before she start actin' crazy, I'll call you back"

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GARREN; I'll be right back!

"GARREN;" I'll be right back! is when Garren Benfield's father shouts his name and the beats his mic up with a bat or some shit, then fucking leaves for 5 million years and finally comes back onto xbox chat 1 eternity later.

"GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" Oh god, it arrives. *nuclear explosion* "I'll be right back!"............. "Ok I'm back." "GARREN; I'll be right back!"

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I'll pay you back tomorrow

Semi-nice way of telling someone you're never going to pay the back... Ever.

Saul: Yo U want some chips?
Brad: Yea, how much?
Saul: $2
Brad: Shittt... gimme it and I'll pay you back tomorrow.

*Never sees Brad again*

I'll call you right back

Meaning: I have more important things to do than waste oxygen on you right now.

"Awe bra, I'll call you right back in 10 minutes (wahaha, idiot. Get rekt)" - Wayne the gay

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I'll be back

A thing (Some) dads say's...But yet the coward never came back maybe just wait until my 25th birthday he'll probably come back then, Right?

Dad: Yo I'll be back just gotta go get some gas for my truck
Kid: Okay dad be safe i love you...
Dad: uhuh...

*never comes back*