I'm gonna see a man about a wallabee

an expression used by the residents of sydney, australia describing the euphoric sensation of wanting to pull your wang out and let it rip

(Eric) How was your flight?
(Ivan) It was long but i didnt really mind cause there was this fine ass bitch sitting next to me the whole time...now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna see a man about a wallabee

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i'm sorry, little man! i though you were a handpuppet

htn b

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I'm The Man

Used as a topic for a pointless argument between two stupid, possibly special needs individuals, when there is nothing else to argue about.

Michael: "I'm the Man!"
Thompson: "NO! I'M THE MAN!!!"
Michael: "UH, NO YOU'RE NOT, I'M THE MAN!"

I'm literally Bat-Man

Someone who deeply believes they're Bat-Man.

''Bro I'm literally Bat-Man.''