Cause I'm Swag like that

The number one reason and/or excuse for any situation. Also highly effective in college applications.

Them: "You just let three pigs loose in the school! How the hell were you able to get away with that?"

You: Cause I'm swag like that

--or--

Them: "Why should we accept you into our university?"

you: "Cause I'm swag like that"

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I'm off like a Jewish foreskin

"I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place"

"Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"

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i'm out like a strikeout

means i gtg when talking online

aight man i gtg, i'm out like a strikeout

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I'm phelan like Pat did

When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.

I'm so angry that he stole my ergonomic pen. I'm phelan like Pat did.

I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown

It's a reference to the old cartoon Charlie Brown.

"Sounds like a plan Stan."
"I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown."

i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps

Straight up fucking poor

Alycia: "Eh.. go buy me some grocries "
Riley: "Shit bitch, i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps."

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Cause I'm Like That

This phrase can be used when you do something good or fun.

I got an A on my test, cause I'm like that.