Why do I believe that?

Interjection. Use it to demonstrate complete understanding, acceptance, and, at some level, disregard for a piece of information because it is considered a given.

Person 1: I'm high.
Person 2: Why do I believe that?

I Believe I can Fly

Slang terminology for peeing on your partner for sexual gratification.

Honey, quick -- to the bathtub, I believe I can fly!!

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I believe in thin love

A phrase a Warwickshire dwelling polack may write when cheating. Feigning a typo but actuated by a need for brevity. This is in order to wrongly usurp other quizzers.

Do you remember that smash hit by the Darkness: 'I believe in thin love'?'

Everyone in the world: 'No.'

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I believe that the hot dogs go on

A commonly misheard lyric in Celene Dion's "My Heart Will Go On". It is confused with the actual lyric of " I believe that the heart does go on"

Me: Near, far, wherever you are. I believe that the hot dogs go on.
Friend: No, it's I believe that the heart does go on!!!

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i believe that we will win

A manly chant for the gladiators of Hector Garcia Middle School when they are playing a sport of any sorts and it is about to come to an end

I believe that we will win
I believe that we will win

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I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

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I believe you have my stapler

The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.

I believe you have my stapler

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