I SAID WOW

When someone does do something incredibly shocking, and the only thing you can say is "WOW."

Person 1: Yo bro, you remember that girl Josh use to call chopped?
Person 2: Yea what happened?
Person 1: He fucked her last night at the rooftop party.
Person 2: .... I SAID WOW.

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Like I Said

Texting: LIS. (ph) a rude, passive-aggressive phrase, usually found at the beginning of a response, that lets someone know that they didn't listen to you. Done in convo with subordinates or anyone you disdain, because being polite to these people 'doesn't matter'. Often found in abbreviated form in response emails and texts, as LIS, indicating you think the person hasn't read or understood your post.

"Like I said, you need to get to the meeting 15 minutes ahead of time."

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i said damn

An exclamation, often used to follow up a particularly ubelievable statement

"Your granny called you a bitch?! I said DAMN!"

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"not I" said the duck

This is a quote from a children's book. T is basically a way to say ABSOLTELY NOT but in a more chill tone. Kind of like: "I don't know what y'all are talking about- I know it ain't me."

Person: Who's gonna come with me to our high school renunion?

Me: "Not I" said the duck.

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so I said to mabel I said

Attempt at conversation that fills dead air.

After we all watched liz stumble to the table dave said "So I said to mable I said" to draw attention away from her.

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That's What I Said

Used as a substitute for that's what she said/that's what he said in certain instances:

1. You are alone, talking to yourself, and realize no one else is around to say "that's what s/he said" but it's such a good one you can't pass it up.

2. You are trying to seriously flirt and the other person is trying to be respectful/appropriate/otherwise no fun.

3. You are making fun of your own whorish tendencies to cheer someone up.

1. Having just returned from a great workout you proclaim to yourself, "That was long, rough, and I will probably be sore tomorrow but it was worth it!"
After realizing no one is around to take advantage of this opportunity, you can't help but hesitantly say, "That's what I said...?"

2. Person A making appropriate conversation about something: "It's pretty hard but I like a challenge."
Person B in overly sexual tone: "That's what I said."

3. Someone in your group of close friends is in some real trouble and exclaims: "Fuck me!"
You: "That's what I said!"
Your friend: "Hahaha, that is a true story you ARE slutty...laughing makes me feel so much better about how screwed I am!"

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what I said

a sarcastic way of answering someone who asks you to repeat what you said.

Originated in South Jersey

Will: Damn you're beat.
Tim: What?
Will: What I said.

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