I´ve lost track of the world

Meaning that you have lost contact with reality.

I tell ya... I give an absolute fuck about everything human... I´ve lost track of the world.

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I Lost

A reminder to someone who has lost The Game.

Joe:I lost my book.
Brian:DAMMIT,JOE!!! I lost!
Joe:I lost!
Bethy:Damn it.... I lost!
Samina:Shit... I lost.
Lynn:Damn you Sam! Now I lost!
Joe:Dammit! I lost....... again!
Darcie: CRRAAAAP!!!!! I lost!!!!!
Bobby:Ah, I lost.
Willie:Everybody point and laugh, he lost... Shit! I lost!!
Choir Teacher:Stand up and sing! And stop saying...Dang it! I lost! Now sing!

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i have lost my keys

A process where you lose your keys in order to gain infinite power. The power is so infinite that the universe restarts to the big bang and the universe created afterwards is an universe where you lose small metal objects called keys.

Man, that power is so strong, its almost like i have lost my keys.

i lost

a term used when you see a more attractive person than you

"OMG that guy is more attractive than me, i lost"

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I lost the game

The Game is an abstract concept. It involves no tangible objects, nor is it played on any physical medium. It exists in the minds of those who play it, and it never ends. That's right, you can never win The Game (though this is debatable).

In order to lose the game, you have to think about the game. Upon thinking about the game, you lose and must announce that you've lost. This forces others to lose the game, and spreads the game to new people.

So, you are now playing the game. You will soon forget about this definition, and maybe sometime soon be reminded of it somehow, thereby losing the game.

Mike: Do you want to play a game?
Kieran: Awww man! I lost the game!
Mike: Dammit, I lost the game too.

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I lost the game

And now you have too.

I lost the game... and now you have too.

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I Gambled and Lost

A wet fart.

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.