I am the man

Everybody knows your name.

"I am the man, everybody knows my name (NOW!) I got it all, cash, money and fame."

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I am a good man

Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.

I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”

And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.