i ate a pen

when you consume a pen

ben "hey man i ate a pen"
john "man that sucks"

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I ate Trevor

Having consumed narcotics in such a quantity that you fall asleep in a manner colloquially described as “passing out“.

Consuming narcotics that have a far more severe effect than expected.

I was wide awake, I ate Trevor, next thing I know it’s 11:43 AM.

I ate appiness

A slang meaning I ate a penis (used to troll people)

user: say I hate happiness
user 2: I hate happiness
user: now say it without the H's
user 2: I ate appiness
user: oh fr?

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but then i ate an orange and it was k

This end of a sentence can be used to express that all turned out good in the end. (The orange is superior and can heal and stop all evil)

This phrase is based on a champion in the game "League of Legends". A Pirate called "Gangplank" has an ability where he eats an orange and dispells all CC effects from him (and heals in addition).

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee, but THEN i ate an orange and it was k!"

I ate my cat

When the time feels weird and you don’t know what to say

I ate my cat yesterday

I ate your doorframe

Sonic.exe ate your doorframe

Sonic.exe: I ate your doorframe, I ate your doorframe
Boyfriend: I ate your door frame? (laughing)
Sonic.exe: Idk man I just like eating doorframes.

so i ate it and it was good

Used to indicate that someone has just told a very long and/or pointless story.

Amanda: "So my dad did not eat his burrito and I dont know why. Anyway I forgot the point of this story"

Erin: "So I ate it and it was good"

All: HAHAHAHAHA

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