I Got a Dig Bick

When you have a dirty mind and you thought it said "I Got a Big Dick"

Me: I Got a Dig Bick
Friend: Gross
Friend: Wait
Me: Pranked
Friend: fuck

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I have a dig bick

u read that wrong

i have a dig bick

i sho' dig it like a po' bigot with no spigot

I understand completely.

Man 1: ...and that's how the female breast became eroticized.
Man 2: I sho' dig it like a po' bigot with no spigot!

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I can dig more clams than you

A challenge, preferably screamed into a cell phone at the top of your lungs.

"Hello?"
"I CAN DIG MORE CLAMS THAN YOU!"
"You're crazy. I will totally pwn you at Halo."

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I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden

Phrase meaning "I'll have the fish"

Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?

Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...

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I dig that

Meaning, I understand or, I love that.

“I dig that girl.”