I Swear to FUCK

When a person is trying not to mention gods name but want to express his opinion clearly

Person 1: I Swear To fuck, this kid is so annoying
Person 2: I know right

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i do not fuck

A saying for when you don't care enough to say you don't care
-shortened "I do not fucking care" because you didn't have the effort to finish talking

Heads or tails?
I do NOT fuck

I want to [fuck]

In modern vernacular the most direct way of saying you have the desire to copulate. If spoken aloud, there will be no doubt about your mindset, with any person that speaks english or several other languages. The thing that every guy want's to hear from his prom date. Other SYNONYMS would include; I want to sex you up, I want to get naked,I want to do the horizontal bop, I want to make it with you, I want to make sweet love to ya woman(chef), Or the following statement which involves the same act of human copulation, however may cause erectile disfunction(ED),and therefore virtually impossible to "fill the order"; I want to have your baby.

two old guys standing at the bus stop, an extremely hot young woman, wearing a very form fitting short knit skirt and low cut knit top,saunters by the "gentlemen":
OLD GUY #1: Oy vay! I want to fuck her.
OLD GUY #2: Out of what ?

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i give a fuck

Even though I don't want to give a fuck and should not give a fuck I love those fuckers and will ruin my life for them.

I don't give a fuck, but I give a fuck; fuck me.

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I swear to fuck

Something someone says when they don’t believe in using Gods name as part of a curse word but they’re fine with using traditional cuss words for some strange reason

“Shut the hell up or I sWEar tO fUck I will shoot your family”

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I want to fucking die

Something you say at the end of every work day when you come home exhausted and life doesn’t make any sense and just isn’t worth it

Something you scream into the pillow in your room when you’re alone

Something you say because you have long-lasting clinical depression that never goes away

I want to fucking die living is only pain and not worth it

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I Think The Fuck Not

It's when someone says that you do something or that you said something or that their gonna do something to you that you don't like or is going to get you hurt.

Other person: She totally likes Brad !
You:um... I think the fuck not !

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