I won 54 dollars playing the lottery

Offering man-on-man felatio for a standard price of $50; the additional $4 dollars refering to the price of beer and cigarettes to remove the taste of semen from one's mouth.

I was hanging out on the corner of 6th and Montana when a guy in a BMW pulled up and all of a sudden I won 54 dollars playing the lottery.

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wHiCh I wOn

Explanation to why Louis Tomlinson has a fractured elbow that little smol bean

I had a race yesterday, which I won, which I won!! But I've hurt myself. I have a little fracture on my elbow.

I won a humongous poop in the library

Something only an idiot would say.

I won a humongous poop in the library

I won the hair

it's said by Algerians to express that they did not win anything, since hair is nothing to them.

Moh: Hey Kader did you win in lottery ?
Kader: Yes, I won the hair!