Hym Iam

A schizo who has singlehandly posted thousands of unhinged definitions on urban dicitionary.

His definitons include crazy ramblings that nobody can understand except for his two personalities that talk in his head. Unsettling to read.

Here is one of the definitions for Hym Iam
The Uber-Mensch

iam dumb

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Person 1: Hey wanna go outside?
Person 2: i dont know how to go outside iam dumb

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shawn iam

a motherfucking truckload of xp

I'm going to beat shawn iam's total xp.

iam sofa king we todd it

I am so fucking retarded.

Person: Say 'iam sofa king we todd it' outloud.
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Asshole!

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iam sofa king we todd it

You're fucking retarded if you read this out loud.

Idiot: Dude that's an awesome shirt! What does it mean?
*Looking at*
IAM SOFA KING WE TODD IT
Person 1: I don't know read it for your self.
Idiot: I am so fucking retarded!
Person 1: You are a fucktard.

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Iams

Iams. Dog food. Otherwise known as Heroin.

Sellin IAMS on the corner all day wit that dog food till the rent paid

Iam

Ian but with an m.

Now in Latin.

Iam is swagalicious sexmaster who sports a massive 12 inch cock. All the females, males and animals alike, all wish to get a piece of him.

He is the physically strongest guy you’ve ever encountered and towers over everyone and an astonishing height several feet above the average.

A true “Chad”.

The spiritual pressure he emits is dense enough to kill a T-Rex after coming within 300 meters of him.

“Dude, have you seen Iam?”

-“yeah man,.. I wish he would just rail me already he’s so hot.”

“Yooooo that’s hella gay bro wtf..?”

-“It’s not gay when your getting fucked by greatness.”