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Shorter name for "International Business Machines"
Computers that business's use
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Noun - stands for an Individual Butt Mission, which is when one of your boys goes off by himself to a girls house to get with her. Your friend does not go with anyone else and goes to the girls house for the sake of getting with the girl.
Yo see you later bro Im going to run an IBM
Instant Boner Marker.
The acronym is pretty self explanatory. To be used to describe a hot chick. If she is hot enough to be an IBM, you will get a boner instantly.
Damnn check her our, she's an IBM (Instant boner maker).
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IBM: Inches Below Minge. When describing how long a mini-/microskirt is - the number of inches below the minge, that the skirt stops.
1: Did you see that girl's skirt?!
2: No, what was the IBM?
1: Less than 1!
2: Shit, man! You get all the luck!
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In the process of performing duties and/or task for the IBM corporation. Such as checking your notes, sametiming, conference call, etc. All in the duties of the IBM Corporation.
Hey bud, what do you have going on tomorrow? Nothing, just ibming.
Are you busy? Yes, I've been ibming all afternoon!
I've never seen someone ibming like that before!
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A company whose Global Services consultants are some of the most arrogant and poorly trained technologists in the history of the world.
We hired IBM Global Services and subsequently went bankrupt.
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