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really really big but saggy tits. Not perky whatsoever like big pancakes. flap jacks
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A restaurant known for good food and questionable customer service
John Doe and his family went to iHop. The server called his uncle "Ma'am," delivered incorrect food to several customers, and at the end of the meal chased the the group out because she believed the bill was not paid.
36👍 19👎
The act of listening to about 30 seconds of random songs because you aren't really in the mood for anything in particular. Like channel hopping, but for music.
Bob: What you listening to?
Sally: Nothing in particular man. Just iHopping.
10👍 4👎
The act of going to IHOP just to sit in the back to drink coffee and converse with the employees working there. While simultaneously being called every 30 minutes by a friend who is lonely.
Narf:Hey what's up!
Chris:Nothing, just going to IHOP.
Narf:Man I hate you guys you go Ihopping like every night!
Chris:Sorry man we call you when we get back.
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(International House of Prayer) IHOP
A large "not for profit" organization named IHOP (International House of Prayer) that calls itself a church. Pretty much a collection of people who have drank the Kool-Aid all from out of state. The organization has bought most of the for sale houses in Grandview and South Kansas City. Widely regarded by many as Grandview's Cult.
I'm drunk man!
Me too. Wanna go to IHOP??
The Church or the Restaurant?
The restaurant man!
Cool, I'd kick your ass if I thought you were a Hopper!
Nah bra, I didn't drink the Kool Aid.
12👍 6👎
Not sure if everyone's just from the states, because here in Canada the IHOP restaurants are an absolute ripoff and scam!
A typical breakfast meal for four can cost you well over $150. Just one ordinary omelette costs $34. Five run-of-the-mill pancakes costs $18.
Excuse me but wtf!?!???
Just go read the Google Maps reviews for IHOP in the Niagara Falls region and you can see the countless reviews and pictures of the food. The quality is really nothing special, subpar even. And the portions are small.
There are plenty of other great brunch places in Canada, both local and large franchises, that serve better tasting food for MUCH less.
IHOP? More like I AVOID!
Him: Wanna go to IHOP?
Her: Sure! I could totally use some pancakes rn
Meanwhile in Canada....
Guy 1: BRO! I just got robbed by IHOP!
Guy 2: Oh no how much did you lose?
Guy 1: Over 150!! The food looked so sad, was like as if they microwaved it, and they didn't even give us bacon with our eggs
Guy 2: That sucks man, sounds like the worst brunch place ever.
5👍 3👎