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Those assholes that pull up on your crib when you don’t pay your taxes

IRS go brrrr

by Shrekislove420 June 7, 2021

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


IRS

"Infernal Revenue Service", how many Americans feel about the Internal Revenue Service, the U.S. federal tax collection agency.

Legend has it that IRS employees scrutinize handwritten envelopes containing tax returns, and any addressed to the "Infernal" Revenue Service are flagged for audits.

by Grinning Cat April 18, 2008

74πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


IRS

Infernal Revenue Service, etc.

A satanic cabal of bureaucrats that believes in plundering the wealth of taxpayers to fund projects like the ghetto school program, Iraq reconstruction and other forms of income redistribution from the middle class to the government.

One of the last remaining remnants of socialism in an otherwise free-market economy.

Was christened (originally the "Bureau of Revenue") in 1913 along with the Federal Reserve. See 16th Amendment of the US Constitution. Ratified by 38 states and signed into law by Republican William Howard Taft, who came in third place in the 1912 elections (behind Democrat Woodrow Wilson and Bull Moose candidate Teddy Roosevelt).

Quite possibly deepened the Great Depression of the 1930s, which was much worse than the economic depressions of the 19th Century.

Federal income tax had been ruled unconstitutional two times earlier by the Supreme Court in the late 1800s.

First set at less than 5% under the administration of Abraham Lincoln in 1862, and was voluntarily abandoned by the feds after the Civil War (imagine that today).

The marketplace giveth, and the IRS taketh away.

It's impossible to get out of child support, subsidized student loans, state taxes and federal obligations to the IRS.

The IRS is taking 15% of grandma's Social Security check, because she won too many bingo games.

by Assex 776 September 15, 2007

260πŸ‘ 93πŸ‘Ž


IRS

See dirt, scumbucket.

My landlord is an IRS.

by Jon August 12, 2004

310πŸ‘ 125πŸ‘Ž


IRS

Internal Revenue Service

I lost my house to the IRS.

by Matt Miller January 15, 2004

153πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


IRS

INSURANCE Revenue Service. Congress' new health insurance plan that will make you buy health insurance from the people you hate.

Bud: we got a new IRS with lots more government.

Buddy: WTF??

booty whoreprouncle samcongressmansenatorcorruptionlobbyist

by euphemismo December 22, 2009

24πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


IRS

Degenerate bureaucrats telling me to consider stolen property as taxable income.

What gall. IRS agents steal my money in the form of taxes then says I must pay taxes on stolen property? Like WTF?

by Sexydimma December 30, 2022

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