noted

a sarcastic way to say "thanks for sharing, no one really cares"

John: DUDE I ate a lollipop today!

Bob: noted.

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On That Note

Is giving importance to a fact by saying it before the fact.

On that note ima head out.

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Noted

The word everyone fucking learned since school went online because of Covid-19

"Hello everyone there will be no live class today"
"Noted"

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noted

an easy reply to be used when someone e-mails you or posts something to their Face Book page that is the same old narrow minded, tiresome shit that they have been spouting for months. You want to tell them to shut the fuck up, but you know that it's useless- they will continue on their senseless course. This is the reply to use to respond to examples of hariotism, conspiracy theories, praise of rants from Ann Coulteror Michelle Bachman, comments supporting Climategate and most anything coming out of a ReBiblican's mouth.

1. "President Obama was not born in the United States."
reply: "noted"

2. Michelle Bachman said “When I have sensed that the Lord is calling me to do something, I’ve said yes to it. But I will not seek a higher office if God is not calling me to do it. That’s really my standard".
reply: "noted"

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note

A term used for a person purchasing illegal substances such as crack, weed, heroin, cocaine etc.

Quit trying to hit my note he has been spending with me all day!

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Noting

To write a note on Facebook. Can be used as improv when you accidentally say noting instead of nothing.

whatcha doing?
noting
ohh cool i wanna read it

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Noted

Another word for goated, apparently people think goated is cringe so it is replaced by the word noted. Noted means the best one! Or legendaryu. When you gather information and you take noted of it.

EDU is speaking goatedness? OH NOTED
Noted, I'll consider than information.

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