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The act of spreading your partner's (male or woman) butthole, taking your pinky finger and digging it their butthole and pulling out a piece poop. After achieving the shit proceed to chew and swallow it.
Frank: Dude why the fuck you miss the party last night?
Bill: I was Ice Fishing with this nasty bitch last night.
Frank: Really
Bill: Yeah mother fucker it was so cash, her shit tasted like chocolate.
Frank: Word...
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A disgusting sexual act similar to ice fishing. When one goes ice fishing, it is usually necessary to cut a hole in the ice before inserting one's pole. In the sexual act, one must cut a hole in the victim and then proceed to have intercourse with the fresh hole. The victim is either dead or dying during ice fishing.
She's a babe, I'd take her ice fishing!
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Ice Fishing refers to a sexual act in which a man stabs himself in the nutsack with an ice pick at the precise moment of ejaculation. The point of entry is wholly up to the individual, and may include either testicle or simply the scrotum itself.
"Hey man, did you hear Dave went ice fishing with Megan up at the lake?" "Really, did he catch anything?" "Well she's a filthy trollop so probably Chlamydia!"
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ice fishing in July
1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.
Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.
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Ice Fishing camp is where men drink bourbon and shoot squirrels in shorts and flip flops in sub-zero temperatures
We told the wives we were going to ice fishing camp. I forgot my ice fishing gear at home, but I got my bourbon and shotguns.
A sexual position which the partner lays on their back with their shoulders on the ground with their ankles to their ears and their partner procedes to step in between legs and insert erection or object downwards into the anal cavity. Also known as Kaa-Kaah.
I saw that girl walking bow-legged, she must have gone Mexican Ice Fishing.
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When either two lesbians, or a guy and a girl get together and finger fuck in ice cold conditions. This can be done in the snow, in an igloo, or just outside when it's really fucking cold. You may also use an actual fishing pole, if the size of the bitch's craw allows.
Alaskan: Hey babe! Let's go Eskimo Ice Fishing in my igloo!
Alaskan babe: Sure, I've got a huge craw, we can use a fishing pole!
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