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A premeditated sexual act that involves freezing a shit in tupperware and concealing until intercouse. Right as the woman has an orgasm, you take out the frozen turd and flop it on her chest shouting "THERE'S THE ICEBERG BITCH!"
I opened Jim's refrigerator only to find it stocked not with edibles, but layer upon layer of ready to go icebergs.
"hey man, you gonna flush that shit? I need a couple icebergs for my girlfriend this week"
"you never see the iceberg until it is too late..."
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When fecal mass begins to rise out of the toilet water, whilst the majority of the body is submerged
Prior his assassination, Abraham Lincoln spoke to John Wilkes Booth
Lincoln: I just Iceberged the toilet.
Booth: Huh?
Lincoln: I filled the water, and proceeded to fill the rest of the bowl.
Booth: Sic semper tyrannis!
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When you take a huge dump and 90% of the turds stay under the water but 10% breaks the surface.
An Iceberg's danger is what lies beneath!
I'm going iceberg the hell out of the shitter at work.
I just Iceberged that toilet.
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someone who ruins it for everyone. in effect it is some one who, like an iceberg, sinks the whole ship. they usually dont mean to do this but their lack of foresight or the ability to think before they speak usually ends in the misfortune of everyone else around them. This may be someone who's very presence or personality is so objectionable that they ruin your day or night. you do not want to be an iceberg!
hey, the teacher didnt ask us to turn in our drafts, should i ask him about it?
-yea sure if you want to be an iceberg!
did anyone else notice a mistake in the paychecks? I seem to have gotten payed twice. maybe i should say something to payroll?
-Dude, shut up! Dont be a fucking iceberg!
hey we are over here!!
-c'mon really? dont call her over, she's such an Iceberg! she ruins everyones night!
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Somebody useless ; worthless ; good for nothing .
An iceberg has no purpose on earth.
"Man, you cant do anything right. Fucking iceberg."
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