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Ichihime
The most idiotic pairing in the show.
This fandom is based solely on Orihime's unrequirited feelings towards ichigo.
In fact half of the fans tend to base their arguments in the size of Orihime's breasts and the fact that she and Ichigo have orange hair, they also over react to any scene where Ichigo shows some kind of affection towards Orihime even if it's the same kind of affection he holds for his other friends like Ishida or Chad.
Also lately the Ichihime fans have started with what I believe is the dumbest way of making their fave pairing look better, which is to Bash Ichiruki with an argument that it causes super-herpes which is only a lame way to say Ichihime is good (but it isn't)
In the end even if Ichiruki does not become canon (because in the end bleach is a shonen) it will always be more possible to happen that Ichihime because Ichigo doesn't have romantic feelings towards Orihime nor has he hinted so, and despite the fact that he fights so much with Rukia he's said several times that she changed his world and is shown to be more desperate and concerned about her than he is about other characters whenever she's hurt or in danger. Orihime doesn't love him completely
Half the people who like Ichihime are crybabies who don't really seem to be able to handle the truth and go on and on about how Ichiruki shippers or people with common sense badmouth them.
Ichihime fan: Oh my that's sooo gross anyone who likes Ichiruki has Super-herpes like Imean Ichigo doesnt like Rukia because Inoue's boobs are bigger.
Ichiruki fan: you do realize that whether you like or not someone is not only based on their looks
Ichihime fan: *screeches*You're only jealous cuz you have the super herpesand you're ugly and at least Ichihime has had a sort of romantic scene!
Ichiruki fan: Yah right though it was terribly one sided, I mean come on the guy wasn't even awake, and even though they don't flaunt it you can see that Ichigo and Rukia care A whole lot for each other
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The paring of Ichigo and Orhime from bleach.
Many fans of this paring are retarded and think it will work out.
Ichiruki is the only real relationship in bleach. I have enough resources to tell you that right now. Orihime and Ichigo is a one sided love. Orihime will not be with ichigo.
One person says: ICHIHIME CURES SUPER HERPES!!
While "super herpes" Is a stupid excuse to say that ichihime rocks when it doesn't.
Ichiruki fans don't have retarded things to say, we only say things that make sense.
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A total fail of a 'couple' to ever to grace the manga panels. It is a 'couple' paring that involves Orihime Inuoe and Ichigo Kurosaki in the Japanese manga called "Bleach". Statistically speaking of Tite Kubo's (the author) solid objectives in terms of pure romance for one another involving these two characters is: 100% Orihime, sub-zero for Ichigo-------that's right the 'ichi' is completely non-existent in 'ichi'hime but let’s just go along with it for the sake of "fanfic is canon!" mind-set of 'ichi'himes.
Orihime is a girl with a teen crush on Ichigo, which 'develops' in to a supposed love that will only last for 5 lifetimes........sooooo....what happens after said lifetimes, you ask?...*she becomes a lesbian* *insert rjw: ZING!* (no, no, she becomes a nun...NOOO, she meets Ulquiorra as a human in their 6th life-time. BINGO!) *kidding!* or am I...... *eyes maniacally squinting* And then after she confesses her louv to a unconscious and half-dead sleeping Ichigo she goes on to make Ichigo's worst nightmare come true... what is it you ask?..oh gosh, nothing at all...just-that-he-lost-his-humanity-and-attempted-to-kill-his-friend-by-stabbing-him-with-his-own-sword-and-hard-smashed-"his princess'"-face-on-the-rock-hard-ground (lol) thereby she helped her louv-of-5-life-times remit into his most severe/ deadly case of personality disorder ever known in the Bleach universe. *that's true love for ya!*
ichihime1: *reads manga (with huffy puffy sex ounn!)* *manga reads as follow: random character says:"Ichigo, if you don't get stonger I will kill Chad and Orihime and all your friends you care about will die too." Ichigo says: "Imma kill you!"* ichihime interpretation: yaaaaaaaaah Ichigo louvvs Orihimes so much he practically banged her right there!
ichihime2: Oh I know Ichigo and Orihime having wild anamilistic sex after the training is just a bit off for the next chapter prediction but oh goodness Kubo's such a tease it's bound to happen soon cuz I can read!
ichihime3: Oh may be not sex but passionate kissing and shameless groping is going to happen and then he's going to take her out to a fancy dinner followed by a 6 hour make-out session! yep, that's right, that's what's going to happen becuz that's my opnion!
The rest of Bleach fandom: Watches the freak show in utter bewilderment & relishes the oozing stupidity of these disturbed creatures known as "ichihime fans".
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Formed from the names Kurosaki Ichigo and Inoue Orihime, it is a realistic pairing from the popular Japanese manga Bleach.
Many support the relationship, however, there are those amongst the rest who do not.
It has been said that Ichihime is a cure for the super-herpes virus, and while this may be true, it can only cure those who read Bleach correctly.
For, you see, the super-herpes is not your typical herpes virus, it not only makes you look less attractive, it directly affects your brain causing immense delusions.
so remember kids, "IchiHime cures the super-herpes, but IchiRuki kills"
IchiHime Fan: "I saw Carla out the other night... Guess what...She has super-herpes"
Brenda: "NO!"
IchiHime Fan: "Yep... It was horrible"
Brenda: "Did you help her? I mean, you have the cure right?"
IchiHime Fan: "I tried to... But she kept throwing her hands in the air screaming, Rukia is a babe...then her herpes sores started breaking...it was horrible"
Brenda: "Oh god... well she knew what she was getting into when she tolds us she supported IchiRuki...Poor devil-child"
IchiHime Fan: "Yeah.. shit happens."
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