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Getting a blowjob from a girl with one or many Altoids in her mouth. Preferably wintergreen in flavor. AKA "popsicle"
Hey, I have Altoids. See? You could give me an icicle. You know? With these Altoids?
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The admirable task when a man puts a mitten on his dominant hand and proceeds to jerk off in sub-zero temperatures. The resulting jizz then freezes and can be used in a plethora of ways: I.e., self defense, moose hunting, flavor enhancer for drinks, perhaps even a tasty treat.
"Charlie, is your soup too hot? I have a few Alaskan icicles to help you out."
Guy one: "Hey, you goin' moose huntin today?"
Guy two: "Yeah! Wanna come? I have 14 spare Alaskan Icicles!"
Guy one: "Awesome!! I could always use another."
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When a man has given a blowjob and has cum dripping on the side od his mouth
Hey bro, you have a bit of a mouth icicle there
When a male individual acquires an ice dildo and performs self-sodomy, then ejaculates on said ice dildo, before re-sodomizing.
Whomst put their dirty icicle back in the freezer.
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To be as cool as Ice; somewhat dicky, arrogant, and cocky. At the same time, a nice and fortitudinous personality. They don’t take shit from anyone. Fun hang out with. Attractive persona to girls.
Audrey: wow something about that Blake kid… I’m really into it.
Kaitlan: Its his icicle mentality.
Spooge that hits and hangs from your desk, after you've been masturbating at work.
Co-worker 1: Did you just see what she was wearing?
Co-worker 2 (sitting at desk): Hell yeah, now I have to check for Izzo Icicles under my desk.
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A Penguin Icicle is when you take a dead smelt popsicle and place it in your partners vagina, causing her to waddle like Gentoo, once your partner has waddled enough to break the smelt popsicle down to a snow pea consistency you then place your balls on her feet like she's emperor penguin keeping an egg warm. You will know she is ready to mate once she starts to pop out the smelt snow peas into your mouth. P.S do not mind the odor that is accompanied by the act of the penguin icicle you will learn to love that sweet fishy smell.
"Damn son you stink!!" "
"Yeah man i know had a penguin Icicle last night."