Random
Source Code
Random
When the blood vessels in one's penis freeze while erect upon entering an extremely cold environment.
Dude, I went outside to piss, and came back with the biggest icicle.
9👍 27👎
The admirable task when a man puts a mitten on his dominant hand and proceeds to jerk off in sub-zero temperatures. The resulting jizz then freezes and can be used in a plethora of ways: I.e., self defense, moose hunting, flavor enhancer for drinks, perhaps even a tasty treat.
"Charlie, is your soup too hot? I have a few Alaskan icicles to help you out."
Guy one: "Hey, you goin' moose huntin today?"
Guy two: "Yeah! Wanna come? I have 14 spare Alaskan Icicles!"
Guy one: "Awesome!! I could always use another."
43👍 6👎
When a man has given a blowjob and has cum dripping on the side od his mouth
Hey bro, you have a bit of a mouth icicle there
When a male individual acquires an ice dildo and performs self-sodomy, then ejaculates on said ice dildo, before re-sodomizing.
Whomst put their dirty icicle back in the freezer.
12👍 1👎
To be as cool as Ice; somewhat dicky, arrogant, and cocky. At the same time, a nice and fortitudinous personality. They don’t take shit from anyone. Fun hang out with. Attractive persona to girls.
Audrey: wow something about that Blake kid… I’m really into it.
Kaitlan: Its his icicle mentality.
Spooge that hits and hangs from your desk, after you've been masturbating at work.
Co-worker 1: Did you just see what she was wearing?
Co-worker 2 (sitting at desk): Hell yeah, now I have to check for Izzo Icicles under my desk.
10👍 1👎
When two men have received fellatio from the same dame. A step above Eskimo brothers
Alex and I will be icicle brothers after kate blows me.