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When you get your girlfriend/boyfriend to lay a massive shit, put it in the freezer until it gets rock solid, then pull it out and fuck them with it like it was a dildo.
Tobi: "I don't know what it is, I've tried Fizzing, I've tried Docking and I've tried Flumping, but nothing seems to satisfy me any more"
Tony: "I've got something that'll cheer you up mate. How about I give you an Icing?. It worked when Dom gave me one"
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When a girl introduces an unsuspecting (usually flamboyant male) to her boyfriend. He excretes his man juices onto the man's face, and the flamboyant male returns the favor. If the act is reciprocated, then the icing has occurred. Otherwise, no icing has occurred.
Can you believe all of the icing that is going on? It is getting out of hand.
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(V). The act of drinking a Smirnoff Ice on one knee as fast as you can, following the presentation of the 'ice' in a clever manner.
You should have seen John get iced when he woke up this morning.
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1)- Frozen water, used to cool drinks or for medical healing during athletic competition
2)- Expensive jewelry, usually in the form of diamonds that is worn in either necklace, ring, chain, or earrings
3)- To kill or murder someone
4)- Methamphetamines, illicit street drugs
1)- Let's ice that ankle so you're ready for the next game
2)- I keep my boo flooded with ice
3)- Fool didn't pay, so he had to get iced
4)- Lemme buy some ice from you
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A level of coolness that far surpasses the norm. May apply to a person or an event as the situation dictates.
Antonym: "melted".
An action which creates awkwardness, tension, or in any way decreases the coolness quotient of a given situation can be said to be "melting the ice". Many variants can expand the concept, such as "frostbite" or "permafrost", but take care that variations not be contrived or forced, lest you melt the very ice to which you are seeking to refer.
"Oh my god, that was the ice"
Trying to salvage a rapidly deteriorating situation you say "Dude, don't melt the ice"
Some d-bag refuses to let you lane change on the road; you exclaim "this guy is f'n melting my ice!"
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we're gonna put the plans for the new place on ice for a little while.
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