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The act of putting three(3) ice cubes in your ass, ejaculating on someone's body, and squeezing the ice cubes out on the ejaculant.
Her back was sore so I gave her some "Icy Hot" to rub in!
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When you take a shit in a cold bathroom and your asshole starts to burn
Guy 1: “where’s Dave?”
Guy2: “oh he’s in the bathroom suffering from icy hot”
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head during the winter outside in the knee deep snow where the performer has an ice cube in their mouth while they hold their hand in the snow, then reaches up and freezes your testicles forcing you to have the best orgasm you've ever had in your life, your balls are so cold that your cum has chunks of ice.
1. Oh Shit, Brittany gives the best Icy Hot's around, hands down.
2. During the Blizzard I went out and got some random girl to give me an Icy Hot.
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An act first performed by the Mdewakanton Sioux of Prior Lake, Minnesota, it is a complicated and highly dangerous sexual act/exotic dance ritual/rite of passage for young Native American men once they turn 18. First, the person coats their testicles in a flammable petroleum jelly. Then the tribal elder lights a torch and brings the torch to the coated testicles and lights it. Then the young man must find and wrangle a moose and ride it into a frozen lake. Once the fire is out he must perform a highly erotic and complicated dance, which involves going up to a young woman and hitting her with his scrotum Once this is complete, he becomes a man.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about Charlie Moose Horn? He was performing his Minnesota Icy Hot and he accidentally died!
Guy 2: I guess that's what happens when you put Vaseline on your balls and try to ride a moose into a lake...
Guy 1: Native Americans are weird...
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Three white kids from Toccoa, Georgia who tried to cut a rap album and posted press pictures of themselves on the web, posing as "gangstaz" in front of rented cars with bling bling. See also "wigger".
The Icy Hot Stuntaz think they are tha shizzle, when really they are wiggaz.
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The terrible mistake of applying icy hot to a sore muscle and then forgetting that the left over residue is still on your hands. The victim then uses the same hand to scratch an itch on his testes, which results in the most painful experience imaginable. It’s usually followed by watering at the eyes, which results in wiping the eyes with the same hand causing extreme pain and further watering of the eyes.
Detective: why do you think this guy killed himself?
Witness: I don’t know, just before he did it I saw him running around crying and yelling “my balls, my balls, ouch, my eyes!!!”
Detective: sounds like a classic case of icy hot surprise.
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A bunch of stupid kids with too much time on their hands, posing in front of cars that are obviously not theirs, flashing gang signs and using the words "Niggaz" Too much.
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