ignition

"Ignition" is, among other things, the slang word for "vagina". A "penis" is called a "key", because you stick the penis in the vagina like you stick a key in the ignition

R. Kelly sings: "Let me stick my key in your Ignition, baby"

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ignition

Slang for vagina. The keys are fingers or a penis. There fore u put the key or keys in the ignition.

"Wow, i bet Caleb wants someone to put their keys in his vagina."

"Looks like Ben put the key in Julie's ignition."

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ignit

an ignorant ass nogga. stupid; retarded; probably someone whos been dropped on der head too much.

"You put the 'e' in 'ignit'

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ignites

When a car starts after a long and hard cold-weather crank.

Okay Bill, it sure is freezing. Give it a crank. I sure hope this car ignites.

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ignit

ignorant; stupid. Not so wise

He got his ignit ass ova dea bout to jump off a building, talking bout he superman.

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ignited

added after a noun as an adjectival intensifier; esp. fool ignited. when used after an ambiguous noun, generally implies a strong positive connotation

"Last night I got my junk caught in the sliding door... again. The fire department came and had to use the jaws of life... again. Then I accidently set fire to their truck... again. They accused me of being a terrorist, but let me go because I'm 'too stupid to be a danger to the state'."
"...Fool ignited..."

"It was quite the party ignited."

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ignitables

Anything within reason that can be burned with a satisfying result.

Hey man, what kind of ignitables do we have for the bonfire tonight?

Two Christmas trees, an oil soaked mannequin, and William Shatner's toupee.

Radical!

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