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IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold
Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing
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A large Swedish-based furniture store that sells good quality, modern-styled furniture for much cheaper than most places due to their flat packaging and self-assembled furniture. Ikea stores are sprawling and decorated with an assortment of comfortable furniture arrangements that shoppers can test out, jump on, and go to sleep on. A nice place to shop for good quality and a cozy atmosphere.
Also has a Swedish-based food court, hot dogs, and makes a mean cinnamon bun.
Let's go to Ikea and buy a 6-pack of cinnamon buns and a sofa!
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A furniture company that sends delivery men to your house, whose real purpose is to take a huge dump in your toilet.
The Ikea delivery guy went poop in our bathroom.
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a store.
a furnature store.
a swedish furnature store.
-most things are cheap!
-the hot dogs are 50 cents.
-ice cream is good
-a lot of attractive people
2 bad things about the store:
-everything comes in 3 colors: blue, yellow and green. (sometimes red.)
-you have to put it all together (which can take from 2 minutes to 3 years)
"I am so bored."
"Let's go to IKEA and hang out"
"OK, but I only have 1 dollar"
"that will buy you two hot dogs"
"ok, let's go"
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best furniture store ever. most of the stuff there is from europe and designed by euorpeans. makes taking your stuff home easy because they use the flat packing method.
i just easily brought my t.v. entertainment center home thaks to ikeas flat packing
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A large furniture store that sells affordable Swedish crap.
John: One of the legs from that table I bought at IKEA broke today.
Juan: Meh, it cost only $15, and you got a year out of it.
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A magical place with cheep food, dragons, unicorns, and amazingly comfortable furniture.
Guy 1: Dude wanna go to Ikea?
Guy 2: Yeah bro! That place is the shit!
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