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It's when you think you could do something, then immediately realise how much you lack confidence to do it
"I thought I could do it man, but then, I was stuck with immediate fear"
Immediate Likeage (n): When a friend posts a status update, photo, relationship status, etc, and you like it within an embarrassingly short amount of time, marking yourself permanently as some sort of Facebook stalker.
Facebook Newsfeed:
Gina Ferguson and Nicholas Sullivan are in a relationship.
(47 seconds later) Mallory Peterson likes this.
Gina: Good lord. Cool it with the immediate likeage.
Mallory: Sorry, my Facebook stalking threshold is high today.
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To kill yourself in a swift manner in order to prevent you from annoying anyone else
n00b:Hay their budy!
Extremely l33t guy:Learn how to spell,then kill yourself immediately!
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Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.
If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.
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Immediate family - the ability to be able to stay married to the same jerk for the duration, so that you children will be able to say the goodbyes at funerals showings when a loved one passes on.
Only a jerk would tell a grandchild that they can watch their grandmother suffer for months then not allow them to attend the viewing as it is for immediate family only.
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ejaculating and then instantly hating the girl
IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.
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A meme reference to the game "Ultrakill", where a character named Minos Prime says that you should commit die.
This line is not actually said in-game.
You shall ultrakill thyself, immediately, machine!