Implements of Destruction

Any object/objects that can cause great bodily harm, usually stumbled on by accident.

i.e. In "Commando ", Matrix is on the island, the building with the tablesaw blades,implements of destruction.

i.e. In "Twister", Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton run for cover inside the outbuilding with all the sowing and reaping equipment, implements of destruction.

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grammar implementer

Noun- referring to obnoxious individuals who are prescriptivist in nature and feel the need to implement the suffocating and irregular rules of English grammar, down the throats of learners. They are known to be particularly vicious to the poor second language learners who sometimes apply the rules of their native tongue, to English.

Oh god, my English teacher is such a stuck-up grammar implementer!

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Implements of destruction

Various things, objects, or utensils used to obtain a buzz or get high with

Scotty wanted to get high before he went out that night so he went to his drawer to grab his implements of destruction

Implementation

Where your idiot future-crime plan inevitably fails.

Hym "And what happens when people inevitably start to 'fudge the numbers', Jordan? Because you know they will. If the test you conveniently CAN'T TAKE BECAUSE YOU WILL CHEAT can be cheated, people WILL cheat. I'm like the worlds leading expert on your work. I could probably choose my own results if I wanted. What happens when the distributors of the test start taking bribes? What happens when the people who support you end up not being as conscientious as they thought? You know people are going to look the other way. And, on a long enough timeline, you know the test will be co-opted by the distributors. Who will inevitably be the government. Noisy dissident? 'Failed' the test. Now go where the people who fail the test go. And who takes the test? Well, if they aren't socialized by the age of 4 then the-children-you-pretend-to-care-so-much-about's fate is basically set in stone so I guess we just give the test to kindergarteners."

Dr JeepJorp "But the studies show that the psychopaths will take over everything!"

Hym "So we throw out the presumption of innocence and bring forth the 'Psycho-Pass'-esque dystopia. THAT'S LITERALLY THE PLOT OF THE SHOW 'PSYCHO-PASS'! And like 'Psycho-Pass' you will inevitably get a person who tests clean but still does the things you're afraid of and what recourse will we have? Won't matter. You'll be too dead to care by then. It will fail in implementation just like the Lysenkoism of the past. Because that's exactly what it is."

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implementable

A plan or project which can be implemented.

Mayor De Blasio's new plan to install smoking booths in parks, and smoking tents on the beaches, and both structures at other high pedestrian places is implementable, and the City Council is poised to approve his plan.

implementation packet

A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".

New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."

A garden implement

A phrase for the word 'hoe', invented by me, Tula. It can be used as a substitute for the sexist word, 'hoe'

"Izzy your such a garden implement"

Instead of

"Izzy your such a hoe"