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'In Real Life'
A way for WoW fags or other obsessive gamers to imply that they actually have a life to their friends online.

Gamer 1: 'Damn, gotta take out trash IRL'

Gamer 2: 'But dude, the battle's just about to start'

Gamer 1: 'I know, seriously, why doesn't my mom take it out, it's her trash!?!'

Gamer 3: 'I thought you said you were thirty...'

Gamer 1: 'I am'

Gamer 2: 'And you still live with your mom???'

Gamer 1: AFK*

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Icelandic Rectal Lure

A fishing bait used primarily in the Volcanic island immediately south of the Antarctic circle, the lure is the shape of an human anus, this variant of lure usually attracts the Brown-nosed Hole Bitter, a fast and sleek fish only found in Iceland.

Marcus: Hey Phil, did you bring the IRL?
Phil: Yeah, I've got them.
Marcus: Oh thank god, i cant go home empty-handed this time!

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In short, "In Real Life"

"I have a girlfriend in

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worst game ever

i cant believe i quit Wow to play irl!

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In real life

Wow...that girl is really stoopid....irl..gg

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"in real life"
the last line of defense for someone whose pride has been crushed online. refers to the fact that life offline matters more and invariably resorted to in all online arguments between strangers because it cant really be proven whether you are in fact the varsity-squad ladies man you claim to be or whether you are a total loser and reject who is still horrible at the internet

gamer 1: haha you fucking noob look at your stats youre fucking 30%
gamer 2: IRL IRL get a LIFE you 33 year old LOOSER
gamer 1: i have a girlfriend and i bench 245, fag
gamer 2: ROOFLES ya right i bet youre 12 years old have you ever kissed a girl. i have a girlfriend and bench 300. im fucking varisty football and i get more pussy than youll ever see, FAG. go play some more video games
*exeunt*

on warcraft III lordaeron LIGHTKNIGHT6969/LK6969 would be an example of a winner IRL and online, while bei would be a total loser IRL and a dominating machine online. then there's the other 96% of bnet who have never touched a girl or played a decent game

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Indy Racing League: A breakaway from CART which uses no turbo or superchagers on their cars, and thus the cars are cheaper. This was meant to allow lower funded teams to compete, but resulted in many incompetent teams and, in its early days, wrecks on the pace lap. The IRL's main event is the Indy 500, which used to be a CART event.

IRL drove me away from open wheel racing and back to NASCAR.

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