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Teacher : Let's take a five minute break
Class: "YAY!!!!"
Class: *Takes half a breath*
Teacher: Alrightyyy, now that you've had your break, let's get back to work!
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A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.
Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!
Five minute panties are basically lingerie and/or lace style undies that are worn for five minutes or less before sexual intercourse.
Friend: So how did it go last night?
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.
About an hour.
"Hey man, you want to go out for dinner in about a Football Five Minutes? "
"What?"
"Ya know like an hour?"
"Eh?"
A period of waiting for something to occur that is significantly longer than that which was promised.
"The meeting was supposed to start at 3:00, but I keep getting the Texas five minutes from the receptionist".
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When you get soo excited you just have to...
HOLY SHIT I WANNA DO IT FOR FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT!!
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person who leaves a five minute long message on your answering machine.
your mama is a five minute mofo ,everyday.
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