How's your butt?

What I ask my dog because he shits all the time. Plus, I want him to consider the condition of his anus, especially when we go out because another dog might sniff it.

Me: Hey, Jack, how's your butt?
Jack: I'm hungry.

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police your butt

To properly dispose of a cigarette butt. A take on 'Police your brass' which means to pick up the spent shell casings ejected from your firearm. Policed butts are disposed of by placing them in an ashtray or flushing them down the toilet as opposed to throwing them out your car's window or tossing it haphazardly on the sidewalk.

Hey man, you should police your butt.

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Up your butt

Another way of saying screw you, fuck you, etc.

Can also be used as, "Up your ass."

Guy #1: Your girlfriend is ugly as butt.
Guy #2: Up your butt, man.

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Up Your Butt

Another way of saying “fuck you” or “your mom”.

Me: Where’s the other bike?
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
Me: Where’s the other bicycle!?
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
My half-cousin’s second cousin: (Laughs really hard)

poop in your butt

When a individual is being a pussy about a certain situation.

Sarah you are being poop in your butt.

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pee in your butt

to pee in that kid ryan's smasshole. piss all up in dat ass. get some mad puce and some made double giners.

shut the fuck up nigerian, ill pee in your butt.
what? ill pee in your butt.

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Pee in your butt

P-N-Your-but
Is an awesome pickup line .. but if she has kids,

She can come back with...

Me: damn girl, can I pee in your butt?
Her: I've had 3 kids I pee in my own butt

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