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The infantry that is apart of the Master Mango's army characterized by having great knowledge and insight.
They go about the world with the Erudite Military keeping the world protected from stupid people, stupid things, and everything that is stupid. Elminating them, rehabilitation some of them, and saving the world from all stupidity
Guy 1: So I was thinking about going to oversea's places like canada
Guy 2: Are you sure about what you just said?
Guy 1: Yeah why wouldn't I be?
*Gun shot*
*Guy 1 lieing on ground with brain matter leaking out*
Guy 2: Well he shouldn't of been so sure of his statement. One of the Erudite Infantry's Snipers must of gotten him.
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Proud army wife, married to an infantry soldier in the US Army. Many are nasty whores, though some are loving spouses who are devoted to thier husband and family, and who are NOT in it just for the damn I.D. card or benefits (insurance, income, commissary, etc.) Infantry wives can truely appreciate the beauty of a hot infantryman, as they are the ones who regularly see them in absolutely nothing other than thier dog tags. Yummy.
Infantry wife: "Welcome home! I missed you!! Now let's go to the bedroom."
Infantry soldier: "Hell yeah!"
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That group of friends that are always smoking weed.
Originated from the 4th infantry division being based out of Colorado.
Are the 4th infantry pulling up to the party later?
Yeah they’ll be here in a bit with the payload.
the pubic hair that is around ones asshole
Damnit it hurts to pluck sphincter infantry!!
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A condition where on long deployments away from girlfriend, wife or booty call, a soldier will masturbate with a strong grip and furious motions. Side effects are lasting longer in bed upon returning because compared to infantry grip, any pussy feels loose.
Soldier- have you been banging a black guy while I've been gone?
Girl- no baby! Its just your infantry grip!
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Yo I'm getting out of airborne infantry. Nah fuck that stay Geronimo
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Taking a shit which consists of multiple waves.
I was late for class because of that Chinese Infantry Dump.
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