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The act of preemptively cheating on your significant other *just in case* they cheat/are cheating on you. That way if they ever cheat, you have an ace in the hole.
Very similar to the well documented Prisoner's Dilemma.
Guy 1: You hooked up with Emily? Thought you had a girlfriend
Guy 2: It was just insurance, nothing serious
Guy 1: You don't trust your girl?
Guy 2: She went on Spring Break with a bunch of dudes, WTF am I supposed to think?
Guy 1: Yeah I feel you
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A system in which massive multi billion dollar companies “insure” people and subsequently spy on them without their express knowledge or consent. Hence the “nce” stands for, “and see everything.”
Thank god I had insurance when I drowned in the bathtub with the hairdryer inside of my mussy while overdosing on methamphetamines made available by the Drug Enforcement Agency. There was no need to panic since the private insurance companies spy on our activities through our cell phones, televisions, lightbulbs, and appliances. Thankfully, the Air space Force took me right up and fixed the chip in the back of my head, gave me a fake cock, and even fist fucked me through the ass for my charm and wit. I’d say I didn’t enjoy it, but that would be almost as great a lie as insurance in the first place.
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a medication used to help ease the pain and frustration of .....that time.
Hey Aubrey, do u have any insurance with you?
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A business that involves selling people promises to pay later that are never get fulfilled except Reliance General Insurance which protects you and your belongings from any accidents or natural calamities.
Reliance General Insurance is truly my 4 am friend.
#AapkaYaar #AlwaysForever
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The swig of water that you take on water break just as a coach blows the whistle to come out.
I took my insurance sip right as Coach Al blew his whistle and said, "Come on Come on. Let's go. No walking on the field."
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When someone, usually male, insures their dick in case of a catastrophic accident.
Basically, its a way of saying that someone has medical aid...but on a more private area.
Oh wow, a dog bit his dick halfway off? Its a good thing he has dick insurance.
that extra roll of toilet paper you put on top of the toilet or on the side on the bathroom counter in case you think your gonna run out of the roll thats already on the side when you have to fire one out or take a massive shit. lincoln log on roid rage.
make sure you put an insurance roll in the bathroom if you think your gonna be in there for a while