A cheap cellphone with a pixalated image.
Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.
A legendary artifact possessed by the mythical Andrei120234.
Andrei: bro better ion exedus cause 1 in 15B and ion caelarius is suck 11B so bad XD
Opticized: Give me ionized exedus