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When a double leg amputee puts bandanas on his stumps and rides down a hill on 2 skateboards under his stumps, while having an erect penis. At the bottom of the hill will be a midget with his asshole spread ready for the dongsled.
Peter: I heard that Jonah had a penile fraction for trying the Iraqi dongsled on Melinda.
A game similar to dodge ball in which red rubber balls are replaced by rocks.
During a spirited game of Iraqi dodgeball, Timmy took a rock to the face and lost three teeth.
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The vile, unconscionable act of selling your daughter to human traffickers before the age of 5 for the purpose of maximizing ones profits.
Wow the hummus at the last iraqi quinceanera was the best i've ever tasted.
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The Iraqi Pullout is the act where a man insists he will perform coitus interruptus aka the pullout, and just as the US army, does not pull out. He delivers a full load to his lady. This can be vaginal or anal. buttsex
Johnson: Man, my girlfriend is pissed. I did not have any rubbers and told her I would just pull out so I could get some.
Clay: Why is she so pissed then?
Johnson: Because I didnt pull out you dipshit!
Clay: you dirty bastard! you did an Iraqi Pullout!
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A non-standard reloading technique popularized by Iraqi troopers on AK style rifles. The bolt is held open with the right hand, pressing the stock into the shoulder, while the left hand uses a fresh magazine to sweep the magazine catch, ejecting the empty magazine, then loading the full one, in one smooth motion. The left hand returns to the grip, and the bolt is released, chambering a round.
While generally thought to be a more efficient method of reloading, or simply following the rule of cool, this was actually done as the magazines the Iraqis used were often mismatched and from widely different manufacturing dates and places, so holding the bolt open when inserting the mag helped ensure the round would chamber and the mag would seat correctly.
While it served no practical purpose, Jim thought the Iraqi reload looked badass, so he did it anyway.
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While having sex with a girl on the beach, the man pulls his penis out of the orifice and ejaculates on her face. Then he picks up a handful of sand and hurls it on her face so it sticks. If possible, the man runs away howling!
The Iraqi Sandbomb is an awesome way to cap a romantic walk on the beach.
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A generic sickness felt by almost all members of the Armed Forces serving in Iraq. Its symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrea, nausea, bubble guts, extreme amounts of gas, congestion
Soldier 1: Dude you just blew up that shitter
Soldier 2: Yeah I got another case of the Iraqi crud