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Self-induced vomiting on someone's face after rendering them unconscious.
"After beating him senseless outside the bar I gave him an irish breakfast."
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Voluntarily throwing up on someone's face after rendering them unconscious.
"After beating him senseless he gave him an irish breakfast."
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Lucky Charms with Baileys used in place of milk.
Stephen Colbert starts every day off right with an Irish Continental Breakfast
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Irish breakfast tea: n. When a person consumes so much alcohol that their urine turns dark brown due to liver damage, urinates into cup, and then offers that cup to their partner under the guise that it is tea. Most often served first thing in the morning before the recipient has fully acquired all senses.
My wife made me a cup of "Irish breakfast tea", was expecting a glass of whiskey.... very disappointed.
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Refers to the act of cracking an egg into a pint of Guinness
"What are you doing with that egg,,, oh GOD!!!"
"It's called an Irish Breakfast yeah!"
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The act of covering one's naked body with bangers and mash, making your lover lick it off and then you proceed to 'bang her and mash'.
I had a Bobby Irish Breakfast last night and my bed sheets are soiled!
When you have morning sex with a woman on her period.
She was on her period so we just had an Irish breakfast