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When a man is giving a woman anal and does not want to get poop dick, right before pulling out, he punches her in the ribcage causing her to tighten up her sphincter muscle and when he pulls out, he makes a popping sound with his finger and mouth and says "Clean as a whistle" and whistles the Irish Spring theme.
"I was giving this chick anal last night and right before I pulled out, I gave her an Irish Spring and my dick came out (POP) clean as a whistle!!"
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When you use a potato as a condom and then have sex. The blood that will be pouring out afterwards collects in a pool and eventually streams down the side of the bed. The bleeding vagina or the pool of blood can hence be called, an "Irish Spring".
Back in Ireland, we didn't have condoms. Instead, we used potatoes. And you know that afterwards the girl would be bleeding a river. Now that's a REAL Irish Spring.
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When the YouTuber FlightReacts makes a shot with a green release in an NBA 2K game
Flight: *makes green shot* “IRISH SPRING GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN NIGGA”
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A famous phrase used by FlightReacts meaning someone made a huge basket.
Look at Curry man, why not let it fly, IRISH SPRING GREEN GREEN
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Celebrational Words said by June flight on all his greens in 2k
Irish Spring Green Green Boiiiiiii
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When you piss in the sink and leave the party without saying goodbye .
Do not brush your teeth in the Irish spring.