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Rusty Ironing Board

To have your face rubbed in the stains on a bed whilst your partner watches tv

I gave her the rusty ironing board to Maxxx

by Homara October 12, 2019


test drive the ironing board

To reinterview for your current job with an outsourcing company.

After our department got sold out to the contractors I had to test drive the ironing board just to keep my job at a lower pay.

by dfn_doe & Katbot April 12, 2004


ironing board

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2013