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Isaac is literally the best thing that will every happen to you. Isaac's excel in academics, music and most sports. He has a very short fuse and will always be there for you. Every person that an Isaac mets either will becomes friends with him, or falls madly in love with him. Isaac is the best at everything.
Girl 1: OMG! Who is that guy next to the drum set?
Girl 2: That's Isaac!
Girl 1: He is so hot!
Girl 2: Shhh! He is walking over this way!
Girl 1: What do we do?
Girl 2: just act natural!!
Isaac: Hello fellow human beings. How is your day today?
Girls 1+2: Can we do a three way?
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a guy who has a huge heart; one who you can always go to and who will help you out in any time of need; da best guy evaa!!!!; a real heartbreaker, but not because he causes it, but because girls are so attracted to him; one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet; supa handsome!
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"Have you seen Isaac?"
"You mean the best goddamn stripper?!
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An Isaac is the perfect mix between a bear, wolf, and buffalo. The amount of love he can give is more than everyone in the worlds love put together. Just looking at his hair can cure aids, cancer, Ebola, and herpes. Brawny paper towels tried to use him on their product, but had to stop because the only way they could've kept up with the demand for their product was to kill every tree on earth on use them for paper towels. Legend has it that if you pluck one of Isaac's chest hairs and place it on top of a horses head it will turn into a unicorn. If you end up in a relationship with an Isaac just deal with the fact that he will always love you more than you love him. No burrito is too big for an Isaac to eat and he could eat roast beef sandwiches for every meal for the rest of his life
You're eating that roast beef like an Isaac.
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The best goddamn stripper to live
"Have you seen Isaac?"
"You mean the greatest stripper there is!"
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He is a guy that’s always the life of a party. And if not he try’s to be. He is cool, funny and handsome. He’s always hanging out with someone at an event but when he’s alone or at his house he is by him self. Isaacs don’t get invited places but people always say they forgot to invite them. An Isaac has a big heart and can love almost any girl. But they will get weirded out by his openness. Isaac is a creature of wonder to his gender he will do most things other males will not and he is always smart and sometimes collected. Isaac will always feel like he is not good at anything from music to looking good and he will always try but feel like he’s failed
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The sexiest man alive. A true Jah at swimming, able to qualify for the Olympics with his 1:00:83 100 Breaststroke. He gets hella bitches, has a six pack, and sexy hair. His hair is bleached from all the swimming he does(chlorine in the water). He’s also smart and really chill. Perfect in every way.
Hot girl: dammmmnnn who that
Me: that’s my man Isaac wanna hookup with him?
Hot girl: Omg he’s so hot yeeesssss
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