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A country that thinks it’s Superman, but is actually Homelander.
“Dealing with Israel is like being in a relationship with an abuser. He F**** you up, and then acts like it’s your fault.”
-Bassem Yusuf on an interview with Piers Morgan.
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when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs
Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??
Nada: Looks like you have been israeled
when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs
Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??
Nada: Looks like you have been israeled
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Asking you if they can share something with you, then they take it all and get you out by force.
Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting? Am I being israeled?
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To get israeled means to get something that you own stolen or taken from you with force and you can't resist it whatsoever . It can also mean causing harm/destruction in a tyrannical way.
"She israeled my shirt and she doesnt wanna give it back"
"Jhon wants to israel Mike's project that he spent months working on"
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(verb.)
To claim someone else’s property or belongings as one’s own in order to steal it.
Ali: Jacob just israeled my $50 pen!
Omar: Oh! How did he do that?
Ali: He borrowed it from me for a day, carved his name on it, and took it as his!
Omar: What the hell!
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When u say an egregious lie to cover ur big lie from before, hoping to elicit sympathy
My girlfriend lied about being out with friends (but was with her ex) and in the middle of the argument she told me her mom was in the hospital and I was supposed to should show sympathy and understand her hurt feelings. I should have also paid the hospital bill because its somehow was my fault. She was totally Israeling.
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Verb. Use this term to refer to someone who steals something and acts like the victim.
I got Israeled yesterday; someone showed up at my door yesterday and said i have to move out coz they own the house now. When i refused they called the cops on me!!! Like wtf!
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