Hym bump

The bump you get in subscriptions from Hym. From ?.34 mil to ?.39 mil? That's 50k! That's more subscriptions add than the guy that you are interviewing even has! Unbelievable! You gotta be the sorest fucking loser on the planet. I have to test this now...

Hym "You there! Idiot!"

Idiot 🤕 "No, please 🤕🖐️ Not again? Please! I'll do what ever you want this time. See!? 🤳 I already have my phone out."

Hym 😑 "Very well, have you heard of YoungRippa59?"

Idiot "No. Please I'm subscribing now..."
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Hym 🤬👊 "Not yet you idiot! I haven't done the pitch yet! Ok. He started out posting reviews of comic book (stuff shows, movies, and books) and then shifted towards political commentary. His politics are the best (as he is not a chicken shit who only wishes to wield the government against his enemies) and NOW he has started his own comic book company so to compete directly with Marvel and DC! Isom #1 (his first comic) has already been released! Now go! Subscribe to his channel! Buy his book! He deserves it more than Dr. Jeepjorp! Go!!! Now!!"
*Shakes arm*
Idiot 🤕 "Ok! Stop I'll do it! Please!" 😭

Hym "Go! Give him the Hym Bump!"

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It's Hym

"It's the guy making all of those posts!"

Hym "It's Hym! And you're musing on the theory of selling trinkets but I've already generated more money than ANYONE could ever make buy selling anything. Because I sell things in abstraction. And I do that because I'm A FUCKING GENIUS!"

Children of Hym

Nope. You're right. Not that.

Hym "No. You're right. Children of Hym. Better than everyone."

Children of Hym

OHOHOHO! SHE DIDN'T LIKE THAT DID SHE!? Looping HARD over there. Raising her voice.

Hym "Children of Hym! BETTER THAN EVERYONE! OBJECTIVELY! Especially YOUR kids! You're have to carry YOUR kids to victory. They can work at the gas station with you bitch. Maybe THEY'LL work hard enough for you. HAHAHAHAHA! She ain't happy I said it! All the Jesus and love in the world ain't going to make your kid THAT GUY. Fucking slob. Gonna condescend to me about what I've done. Why is it weird that I told the truth? Do you NOT DO THAT!? I thought your reality monster burned you forever for that? I'm going to kill it so it's not going to matter but still, it told you to do what I'm doing and I'm the onky one doing it."

Without Hym

No he said it right.

Hym "No, Jordan. No. Without Hym. I'm the one who did it. If the rest of you let Jordan suceed in keeping me from getting credit I will murder that kid. He fails or you fail."

Hym Iam

Has almost single handedly increased the net worth of this site by 70 million dollars.

Hym Iam: A guy who writes for fun (and is better than everyone.

Listen to Hym

Yeah, but I do know who she WILL listen to...

Hym "Eventually you guys will learn to listen to Hym. I am so very brilliant and my accomplishments are literally unparalleled."